Denver Passes Bar on Scottish Terriers

Colorado officials refuse being reactionary following a new law was pushed through in record time. Less than twenty four hours following the President's dog, Barney Bush, touch Reuter's writer Jon Decker the city of Denver, Colorado has outlawed Scottish Terriers, banning them from living within city limits.'I saw it on Fox News, so it must certanly be true'! explained Denver Councilman Jethro Noscience (R). He continued to add, 'That movie is surprising. It is unequivocal evidence that Scotties are vicious menaces to society and must certanly be ripped from their own families and killed.' Scottie Specific Legislation was passed for the protection of the city's citizens. Denver's individuals themselves are to puzzled to be interviewed.In passing this legislation Denver authorities didn't want to leave any dog unchecked. As a pre-emptive shift West Highland terriers and Cairn terriers were also put into the city's ever-growing Kill List. Moreover, any cross or mixture of these types must also be euthanized within two hours of conception.When asked how Animal Get a handle on Officers (ACOs) might establish mixed-breed terriers Top Critter Cop Jennifer Killemall claimed, 'Well obviously if a dog weight less than 35 lbs and has bad hair they are a terrier. Da sh*t'! It must be noted, Killemall has recently been nominated to serve on the Diplomatic Corp.Almost when the ridged genetic science of 'bad-hair' was reported lines formed around the block outside many of the city's greatest dog grooming facilities. Affenpinschers and Bichon Frises were prearranged in terms of the eye could see. Several visiting visitor from Florida mistakenly wandered to the lines, ultimately casting their vote for a Samoyed as President of america simply by pushing several buttons on a dog dryer.Meanwhile, when reporters inquired why Wheaton Terriers weren't on the Kill List, Killemall said, 'Everyone understands hypo-allergenic pets don't mouthful. She included, 'We're perhaps not barbarians! We respect the rights of citizens who've allergies. Denver's four Asthmatic dog owners breathed a collective sigh of relief.Despite this kind-hearted logic, the initial seizure of a little pet dog left some individuals a tab bit perturbed. Cairn terrier owner Dorothy Oz said she'd recognized the Council when they elected to move Breed Specific Legislation (BS) against abyss bulls, however now why these laws suddenly affected her own family and life, it absolutely was cruel and senseless BS. 'I did not understand that by providing away other people's rights, I was placing a dangerous precedent and placing my own rights at risk.'Initial raids didn't go smoothly. Small dogs are like potato chips, no one have only one. ACOs were force to flee once they were ascended upon by way of a frenzy of fluffy critters South Side Senior-care Facility. One Officer very nearly had both legs severed in a well-coordinated and apparently deliberate series of little attacks and enthusiastic leg-humping. It seems Jon Decker got off easy, so did the terriers.On a related note, Band-Aid